Did Olivia Culpo Shit on Christian McCaffrey?

The short answer to that question is no.

The long answer involves pasta, a back crack and a TikTok video where Christian McCaffrey thinks Olivia Culpo shit on him.

In the video, which has well over a million views, the Panthers running back picks his model girlfriend up and cracks her back.  An odd crunching noise is heard, which McCaffrey immediately thinks is shit for some reason, and the laughter naturally follows.

@oliviadangerculpo“Did you just shit on me” 😭😂♬ original sound - oliviadangerculpo

The look on McCaffrey's face is priceless.  Instead of thinking that he's just snapped his girlfriend in half, he genuinely believes he's been shit on.  It's insane.

So insane that he might seriously need to have his hearing checked, unless this is just one of those bizarre gifts of too many shots to the head.  Then everything checks out.

Culpo obviously didn't shit on him.  She couldn't shit on him, she's an angel sent from above.