17-Time Toe Wrestling Champion “Nasty” Retires!

In sports you probably didn't know existed, Toe Wrestling Championships are real, and one of their most prolific contenders with 17 title, Alan "Nasty" Nash is calling it quits.

He's the Tom Brady of Toe-Wrestling, the GOAT who is actually more accomplished in his sport than Brady is in his, since Brady only has 7 rings, not 17.

Nothing is forever, because the 63 year old is calling it quits because he has concerns over his fitness level, or being able to keep up with the young people coming into the sport. He's done all he can do in the sport and for the sport and at a certain point you have to walk away, rather than be dragged away in a stretcher.

The sport was apparently invented in a pub in the UK called Ye Olde Royal Oak Inn and has been an annual event since 1976.

Toe Wrestling is no joke, "Nasty" has broken toes, I mean just because it sounds silly, doesn't mean it's a joke!

Onto bigger and better things!