3 Touchdown A.J. Brown Gets “Random” Drug Test!

In a story of "they just don't let you excel at your sport without assuming that you are cheating, because they are clearly racists", Eagles wide receiver A.J. Brown had three touchdown catches during Sunday’s game against the Steelers in a Pennsylvania showdown made for all the Hershey, Dutch, Cream Cheese lovers (insert other Pennsylvania stereotypes here) excited.

The game ended in 35-13 DESTRUCTION of the Pittsburgh Steelers and brought Philadelphia to 7-0! Almost a record for the team.

So in one of his best days of his career, definitely his best day for the Eagles, the NFL decided "DRUG TEST THAT BOY"....he caught 6 passes for 156 yards and 3 touchdowns...."DRUG TEST THAT BOY".... the first Eagles player to have three touchdown catches of 25-plus yards in a game since Ben Hawkins in 1969..."DRUG TEST THAT BOY"....

Of course, they say it's random and A.J. is calling them out:

I would have a drug test this morning huh lol 🙄 Rogerrrrr this is not random 😭@NFL

— AJ Brown (@1kalwaysopen_) October 31, 2022

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