Dickie V Called Out United Airlines Over Their First Class Breakfast Options

Dick Vitale and his wife sadly thought they had purchased a first class ticket on United Airlines that included decent breakfast options.

Unfortunately the legendary College Basketball analyst wasn't aware that when the world went to shit first class breakfasts went with it.

Dickie V took to Twitter like an unhappy millennial to complain about the pathetic breakfast options.

I can’t believe that today on our flight flying 1st class from Orlando to San Francisco that @united has the nerve to serve for breakfast the MOST PATHETIC OPTIONS I have ever seen .This is the 1st time in my life that I have ever complained but this is a joke .Over 5 hr flight.

— Dick Vitale (@DickieV) May 27, 2021

Dickie V was just as surprised about the response to his complaint as he was by the breakfast options themselves.  An all around hilarious situation.

Landing now & my stomach is churning to get to the 1st concession stand that has some quality options vs the AWFUL options that @united offered . Wow I can’t believe all the response over a simple complaint ! End of story as now is time to talk about what I LOVE SPORTS !

— Dick Vitale (@DickieV) May 27, 2021

It's like he expected people in first class to be treated like they were on a different planet.  Take your box of raisins or whatever garbage they are offering and enjoy.

I smell a new reality TV show!  What can Dickie V complain about?  Put that on TV and I'm tuning in.