Adult Website Announces Bid for Naming Rights to Saints’ Superdome

Mercedes-Benz announced on Wednesday that they no longer own the naming rights to the Superdome in New Orleans.  The 10-year contract will expire next year.

According to reports, Mercedes-Benz is shifting their focus to the Saints division rivals, the Atlanta Falcons.  Their stadium opened in 2017 in Atlanta and is named Mercedes-Benz Stadium.

On Thursday, an adult website came forward with a $15 million bid.  The site, Stripchat, describes themselves as "one of the world’s leading adult webcam sites" announced the bid with an interesting statement:

Could you imagine the Stripchat Superdome?  That would be incredible, although there would probably be a huge spike in dudes yanking at the stadium.  Everyone knows a reminder to take care of business is all we need to start getting busy.

Maybe one day we'll be ready for this, that day hasn't come.