Alica Schmidt is Running Into Your Heart!

Alica Schmidt is the World's Sexiest Athlete according to the internet. It's a title she's had since 2017, which we discovered last week when googling Alica Schmidt, because our investigative journalism tactics are totally on point.

You see, do dozens of posts on the World's Sexiest Athlete before googling how she got that title, because you just assumed that it was from the 2020 Olympics when she was spotted in the Athlete village. It turns out to be far deeper than that.

There may be other people qualified to be the World's Sexiest Athlete, but they haven't got the legacy in the title, which has secure the financing she needed, to actually make it to the Olympics, so we'll let her keep it for now!

She is training thanks to her sponsor Hugo Boss who we ignore outfitted the Nazi Party in the 1940s.