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WORLD ATHLETICS
Tex Hollywood - January 28, 2025
The world of sport has found itself a galloping starlet who is turning heads faster than she's passing a relay baton at track meet.
None other than the sensational Alica Schmidt, Germany's answer to a modern-day track-and-field golden gazelle.
As you all know, she is dubbed "the world's sexiest athlete" by admirers near and far, this marvel isn’t just a pretty but also a force of nature to be reckoned with.
The long legs and long stride rival a thoroughbred and we're not putting sure she's not a thoroughbred, since she is from Germany, and they were at one time known for their eugenics program, but we won't talk about that.
We will talk about Alica Schmidt carving out her legend, fresh off her performance in the previous Games, a life changing event that the even branded onto her body in the form of a 5 ring tattoo near her bikini line. She graced the world stage with her speed and elegance and Alica is now right back in the trenches, training hard.
It is safe to assume she has an eye on Olympic redemption and gold medals shimmering in her dreams, like she shimmers in your dreams (more like fantasizes), the 24-year-old is showing the world that beauty and brawn make a formidable pair.
Alica's grueling hard work and determination may be a marvel of German engineering and it may make her unstoppable but we see her as a role model to young dreamers that if they are the World's Sexiest Athlete, or even hot enough to be a contender in that title, they can achieve anything. To the ugly athletes out there, well, you're shit out of luck and you'll have to work twice as hard for sponsorship dollars that allow you to train in your obscure sport!
Here is Alica Training.
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