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WORLD ATHLETICS
Tex Hollywood - October 21, 2025
Alica Schmidt went on a girl's trip to Mallorca with one of her friends. They were most likely celebrating being the world's sexiest athlete, or at least all the money having that title has provided her all these years.
You have to assume that other sexy athletes must hate that the media consistently just lazily hand over the title to her.
They probably scream "Fake News" and "Fact Check This" and blame Russian spam bots for continuing the lies.
However, it works out nicely for Alica, who is an Olympian, but barely an Olympian. She ran in the relay, which means she needed 3 other people to carry her. She didn't medal and when she was first given the Sexiest Athlete title, she wasn't even in the Olympics.
As it turns out, that doesn't matter! Athleticism is irrelevant in the world of Woman's Sports.
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