Alix Earle and her NFL Man Go Instagram Official!

Alix Earle, an overhyped influencer, has gone INSTAGRAM OFFICIAL, with her Miami Dolphin Braxton Berrios.

There was some scandal around their union thanks to Sophia Culpo having been with Braxton at the time of their getting together, meaning Earle was the other woman and now she's making it known that her man is a pro NFL athlete that she took because she deserves the best.

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Alix Earle's stepmother is a literal, documented, high profile, high class, high paid prostitute, who probably refers to herself as a call girl, because it sounds better than the Urban Dictionary's thesaurus options for the word.

I am going to assume that she learned some of her seduction and manipulation skills from her stepmother, because she's one of the biggest influencers on social media, and I have no idea why or where she came from.

It's one of those mysteries of the generation, but I'll assume she knows exactly how to sell herself to the right people, thanks to the MASTERCLASS she took at home, you know private lessons, a little exclusive tutoring, from a notorious master of seducing rich men. I'd be scared of her if I was a monied NFLer.