Brittany Mahomes and Taylor Swift Drive Jason Kelce to Drink!

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Tex Hollywood - January 22, 2024

The highlight of last night's game wasn't that the Chiefs won. It would have been much better if Josh Allen and the Hailey Steinfelds won.

Unfortunately, we knew that they'd drive the Chiefs to the Super Bowl and that we will be forced to continue hearing about Taylor Swift. It's like she's been a fixture in the NFL and the Chiefs since the moment Kelce's penis entered her womb. They can't let that stop now.

Luckily, the CBS feed did overly harass with Taylor Swift getting wild at the game, but the one clip that they did show us was of Mahomes' wife manhandling Swift, since they're that comfortable with each other now that they are sister WAGS, and in the background, Jason Kelce who recently retired from the NFL was topless and chugging beer, because his brother's hole has that affect on people.

The other viral moment was when topless and retired midlife crisis Kelce did his best Will Farrell movie character, shirtless with beer in hand screaming for the Chiefs.

The seemingly drunk jock also jumped into the crowd where he manhandled children to give them a chance to see their Taylor Swift icon. She is his family now, and he can make her interact with her fans if he wants to, something she probably is naturally too snobby for in her own life but now that she has to pretend she has human emotions, she'll have to fake her way through it.

He also showed up to the Bills Tailgate:

Here's Kelce with the TD Simping:

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