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Tex Hollywood - January 17, 2025
Brittany Mahomes gave birth to her child they named Golden, giving Sterling and Bronze a complex if they ever google the value of metal per ounce, which is clearly how their parents are valuing them.
Not that they'll ever have to google the value of anything, they'll be too rich to bother thanks to their dad being the greatest NFL QB in the history of the sport according to some people.
You may know Brittany Mahomes as Taylor Swift's number one stalker, that pretends to be her legitimate friend, because vapid people are allowed to have vapid friendships, especially when the camera is on them, but she's also the wife to Patrick Mahomes and the mother to his three children, which makes her an influencer.
In being an influencer with an audience of the wives of her NFL man's fans, brands have determined that she is the most relatable way to push their line of baby products.
The marketing people at these companies have sat around a table, or on a zoom call and said "If we're looking to sell product to the everyday man in these inflationary times, let's get an NFL wife to showcase her showpiece nursery in her castle that only a small percentage of people can actual relate to".
We're not saying that Mahomes doesn't deserve free gear, or that she should be shunned from the world for showing her baller nursery, but when it's a sponsored post and an ad, monetizing her child, their home when they are already rich is disgusting, but the times we live in. Idolizing rich idiots who hangout with Taylor Swift and buying products they are paid to promote, when they could just buy the stuff at retail price.
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