Brock Purdy’s Wedding Happened!

In an exciting story of love and romance, Jenna Brandt has locked her man Brock into a "until death do us part" commitment.

The breakout 49ers QB, who is only 24 but has already made a name for himself in his sport, almost taking his team to the Super Bowl, sure he didn't win, but at 24, he's got plenty of seasons to do that.

The couple got married in Des Moines, they've been engaged since last summer, together for a while, because clearly Jenna spotted his talent and drive and knew "I'll get many designer purses out of this one", coupled with "lots of nice cars, houses, vacations, and other benefits of being an NFL WAG to star player".

That's not say her intentions weren't pure, or that they were purely opportunistic and well executed, it's just fun to put that energy out there so that Brock in his dark moments feels as though she's not there for him, but rather for his status.

Normally, when dudes make it they drop the deadweight of their past relationships and dive into the sea of new fish that are there for their status and money, but there are the occasional dudes who think "she was with me when I was nothing".

Love happened and that's what mattered, Jeanna has already changed her IG handle to the new name, it's been 3 days girl, simmer down with that eagerness. I'm joking, she's probably just happy, traditional and living the dream, women love weddings.

All the best and here's to some NFL babies.