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Tex Hollywood - July 17, 2025
The Cavinder Twins decided to give into the pressure of the internet by securing a set of twin titties.
They have a superficial job that relies on looking hot on the internet, so naturally getting a set of falsies is the answer to all the negative comments that call them flat chested in all their fitness girl glory.
The future WNBA players posted a post surgery update yesterday, shocking some of the fans with the news that they got matching implants to produce better clickbait content with.
They have already secured brand deals, they have equity in other brands, they each date pro athletes or near pro athletes, but having silicon updates was what their health and wellness routine was missing, at least for their exclusive content hustle.
The Cavinders do live in Florida, they do spend time in bikinis and skimpy fitness gear and they've likely had standardized face injections done, so the slippery slope of tits is natural, it's the tits that aren't natural.
Twin Twins! Exciting. Let's see the reveal!
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