Cowboys Rookie LB Micah Parsons Tries to Land Twins on TikTok

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SJ - August 4, 2021

You don't see this everyday and you have to respect it.  Cowboys rookie linebacker Micah Parsons is ready for the NFL and everything that comes with it.  And by everything I mean twins.

Parsons took to the comment section on TikTok, with his checkmark and his first-round stock, to shoot his shot with twins.  No shame in his game.  He knows what he wants and he wants both.

I don't think this will come up on "Hard Knocks" but it should.  We really need to get to the bottom of him being this horny online.  He might think he wants twins, but nobody really does.

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