Dak Prescott May Suck But his LSU Girlfriend Jadyn Jannasch Lives!

Dak Prescott's team had a pretty embarrassing loss to the 49ers on Sunday. With a score of 42-10, which is far from where the Cowboys were in their glory days of the 90s, a legend or myth that feels like such a vague memory that it could very well have all been a dream they just keep riding and propagandizing, like when your alcoholic neighbor tells you about how he could have been a billionaire, or how he was an elite athlete in his teens who could have made it but didn't for 50 other reasons. You know the type.

Well, analyst Donte Whitner called out Prescott, saying "He Sucks. Period" and as a two time Pro Bowler, he may know.

Whitner went onto say:

They [Cowboys] talk so much about Dak Prescott being a top-tier quarterback, franchise guy, I don't see it,"

He continued: "I see them trying to cover up for what he lacks. A lot of quick throws, cutting half of the field off and giving him easy throws. Other than that he's not a quarterback that can drop back and really take advantage of a defense and carve it up and today we've seen it."

So he's not a fan, but LSU Swimmer who is rumored to be Dak's girlfriend probably is, since she's been reportedly dating the player, she's quit updating her instagram feed, until yesterday when she graced us with this:

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A post shared by J A D Y N J A N N A S C H 🦋 (@jadynjannasch_)

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