Tex Hollywood - January 15, 2024
Dallas QB Dak Prescott lost to the Packers in a 48-32 game last night. This has eliminated the Cowboys from the playoffs, which means they are done for the season. Cowboys fans are likely jumping off bridges, maybe jumping in front of bulls at the rodeo, or using their access to firearms to turn them on themselves because a Cowboys loss is a painful thing that Cowboys fans never get used to, even if they should by now. It's been 30 years people!
Dak is taking some of the heat from the loss, seeing as he's the high paid QB.
"I'm not a guy that lives in the past and so where my feet are and at this moment, yeah, I mean, I sucked tonight,"
Apparently, a few months ago his girlfriend didn't suck that night, because she's pregnant with his child. Her name is Sarah Jane Ramos and she's the big news in her Cowboys outfit that will be her last of the season.