SJ - August 6, 2020
Danica Patrick appears to be finished with the cryptic messages about relationships following her split from Green Bay Packers quarterback Aaron Rodgers. On Wednesday afternoon she put on a bikini and hit the lake with some friends.
That would suggest that she's moved onto the bikini phase of the grieving process. The bikini phase of the grieving process is where some "look at what you're missing out on" content is created.
It's also, unfortunately, where a lot of rebound relationships come from.
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With a What about Bob movie voice - “I’m a surfer!” 🤣 • However the best line is in video 2, and no, I am not a wake boarder. The first question of the day was, do you want to wake board or wake surf? I said, they’re different?! #rookie Greg- “Are you ready?” Me- “ok...I don’t know?!” 🤪 • All this by 10am. 🏄🏻♀️
Something tells me this won't be the last relationship we see Danica in. She's been with a racecar driver and a football player, maybe it's time to give a regular dude who loves working out and weird crystals a shot.