Tex Hollywood - September 22, 2022
Last week, a dumb scandal happened for LIV Golfer Dustin Johnson, who you may know as Paulina Gretzky's husband, since the couple has been together for what must be a decade at this point, even though they only officially married this past year.
During a press conference at the Chicago Invitational, the journalist asked an insane question because the world is a viral video, everyone is chasing the clout, and why bother asking a serious question, that could get some serious answers for some serious people, as serious people no longer exist.
Instead ask an insane hypothetical like two dumb stoners at the drive thru.
The question was "If you were stranded on an island for the rest of your life, would you rather take your fishing pole or Paulina if you had one choice?".
Obviously, it's a troll, but DJ said he couldn't answer the question, which makes sense, because it's idiotic, but unfortunately not idiotic enough for the bored internet to run with, analyzing the answer with comments like "how dare he not take his wife with him, she's been so supportive over his transition to LIV", ugh, because it would mean abducting her from her life to be on an island with him for the rest of his life, I mean is this even worth analyzing, unfortunately, I guess I just did.
Here's the press conference: