Gerrit Cole Shits the Bed, the Yankees Lose Play In Game

The $324 million man, Gerrit Cole, took the mound against the Red Sox in the play in game and shit the bed.  He went two innings and gave up three earned runs during an all around terrible game for the Yankees.

Giancarlo Stanton stood and watched not one, but two balls he thought were home runs, hit off the monster.  On one of those Aaron Judge was thrown out by a mile at the plate.

Following Cole's early exit, Gary Sanchez sat on the bench until late in the game and somehow the Yankees had Andrew Velazquez in the starting lineup.

That's not even mentioning the fact that Brett Gardner, Brett Fucking Gardner, was hitting 6th.  6th?  Don't worry though all he did was go 0-3 with 3 strikeouts.

Here's Gardner wasting a spot in the order....  Fuck he sucks....

Nathan Eovaldi strikes out Brett Gardner. His 6th K on the night. pic.twitter.com/oqmPYx2Y4o

— Justin Groc (@justgroc) October 6, 2021

Did Aaron Boone even know it was an elimination game?  Seriously.  It's time to fire this moron.