Gia Duddy Promotes Vaseline!

Gia Duddy is the ex-girlfriend of College star Will Levis. She went viral during his draft for being seen as a hot chick at the draft.

I do not trust the inner workings of the internet influencer, because I can only assume that a person who wants to be an influencer as a career move, is someone who is a little too into themselves to not have ulterior motives.

I do think that the aspiring influencer who is now an influencer got with the star player in order to be the athlete wife living that lifestyle to cover for her social media brand that she could up-sell to paying brands, while pushing it on unsuspecting middle of the road people who turn to her for some sort of guidance, inspo or advice. You know, influencer things.

She has currently landed a campaign with Target and Vaseline which I thought was funny, because Vaseline is something traditionally mocked for being a lubricant for a certain activity that you would think an aspiring influencer may do with her NFL Draft Pick in order to get gifted the lifestyle, but maybe I'm just an asshole.

I hope her next campaign is for herpes medication, vaginal health products and enemas, because Vaseline could be the start of awkward and embarrassing products paying the girl to promote them until finding a new NFL man to take her in so she doesn't have take brand deals from butt sex lube brands!