Golf WAG Makena White Mammorial!

Makena White wasn't a hugely influencer social media influencer with her 15,000 followers, but she probably could have been, if her life wasn't cut short.

The death of the 28 year old girlfriend of golfer Jake Knapp was recently announced and the whole world is in shock. The story is not the way a person wants to go viral, because they don't actually get to benefit from it like women have benefitted from other viral stories. Remember Hawk Tuah?

Unless she is faking her own death in order to go viral, that could be a clever viral stunt that leads to a TV show.

When someone so young, still in their 20s is taken, we all feel so much opportunity was ahead of them, a whole life ahead of them, which tends to make it worse than when a granny goes.

When someone so beautiful goes, it makes it worse. We are even superficial jerks who objectify women in their death. We are sadder when a hot girl is taken from this life for God's plan, than a 5.

We can't help it, we are men.

They are saying she died of a heart condition, probaly from carrying around those bad-boys and she leaves behind Knapp, her dad, her dogs. Real tragedy.

Here is our version of a memorial, we call it a mammorial.

Get it?