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Tex Hollywood - January 27, 2025
In not so shocking news, the Chiefs won last night's game, securing their spot in the Super Bowl.
There were many people who wished Hailee Steinfeld's Josh Allen would pull through for the Bills, but the rest of us remember that the NFL is scripted and the Taylor Swift endorsement deal hasn't run out, so they'll need to give the Chiefs another shot.
Sure, it's possible that they are just the greatest team out there, that Mahomes is the greatest QB in the history of QBs but at the same time, it gets boring when the same team wins over and over again.
It feels good to see the greats fall from the top of greatness every now and then to level out their egos.
Not this year, because they'll be heading to New Orleans where Travis Kelce will continue to be Taylor Swifts Poboy.
Gracie Hunt is the team mascot and ambassador, since she owns the team. She thanked God for her team's win last night, but I don't think she meant Mahomes, Kelce or Swift, but instead actual god.
God is so beyond good! All glory to the King of Kings for the most incredible season. CHIEFS KINGDOM—we are going back—to back—TO BACK to the Super Bowl!
Here's her hot red outfit to drive the win home, because it's nice to see the rich have expensive hobbies, like owning NFL teams that win.
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