Tex Hollywood - October 14, 2022
Hannah Ann Sluss is a Bachelor winner who is no longer dating her her Bachelor boyfriend, since that's just a TV show these people do to get noticed and not for actual love, you suckers.
They do get noticed as some of the highest paid influencers are Bachelor alums, including Hannah Sluss, who every post on her feed is a freakin' ad. It's almost offensive, but 1.2 million people are still excited by her, maybe it's her baking cookies out of the pre-made box because she's a busy person and why would she ever make them from scratch? Yes, I am hating because I want my influencers putting in WORK!
She is now dating her second NFL player since being on the show in 2020. The first was Steelers QB Mason Rudolph, before linking up with Jake Funk via TikTok earlier this year.
Funk, which is a pretty cool last name, was just traded to the Saints from the Rams with one Super Bowl Win under his belt, so they are leaving the cesspool that is LA and moving onto New Orleans and Hannah showed her support with an IG story that read "Nola here we come".
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