Tex Hollywood - October 26, 2023
According to the internet, which is life, Deshaun Watson is statistically the worst trade in NFL History.
Prior to Watson's trade, the 1989 trade of 5 players from the Vikings for Herschel Walker, which is credited as a factor in the Cowboys having all their 1990s success.
Watson is on pace to being just as bad if not worse, because on Sunday he exited the game after a big hit, he may have a shoulder injury and his contract is 230 million guarantee. So he can be as bad as he wants to be.
Since his trade he's been among the worst QBs in the NFL, with 10 games, 1,939 passing yards, 11 Touchdowns. He is the 30th passer in league.
None of that matters, 230 million dollars over 5 years guaranteed bro.
So here's his woman, who stood by him during those trying times when he was being punished for being an entitled creeper with the massage therapy staff, treating them like they were working the rub and tug, at least according to the message therapists who surely got paid out a settlement and never have to rub another man's naked and aroused body again!
Her name is Jilly Anais and she likes to cook catfish tacos, she even has a cookbook:
Here she is posing at her home...
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