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Jay Cutler Captured His Chicken Serial Killer

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SJ - July 1, 2020

Former NFL quarterback Jay Cutler gripped the nation with a murder mystery on Instagram.  Someone or something had been killing his chickens in the middle of the night.

Cutler provided hilarious updates on the saga through his Instagram Story.

 

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Cutler setup cameras and traps but was outsmarted by the chicken serial killer every step of the way.  That was until last night when he ended his days-long saga by catching the culprit.  It turns out he had a murderous raccoon sneaking onto his land and taking out his chicken.

 

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I don't know about you but gripping a nation through Instagram is a pretty strong indicator that Jay needs his own reality show.  Forget his soon-to-be ex-wife Kristin Cavallari (well as far as reality TV goes let's not be crazy she's still smoking hot), we need more of this from Cutler.



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