Jutta Leerdam Wake Surfs!

There was a dark cloud over the internet this past weekend with a rumor circulating that Puerto Rican for Tax Purposes Jake Paul cut off the Jutta engagement.

The internet was mourning the union because we all believed that she would cheat on him, despite him giving her the billionaire life, even though she's a top Speed Skater and clearly has millions of endorsement deals of her own, not really needing Paul.

In response to the rumors, Jutta took to the back of one of his boats at his family ranch he visits for less than 6 months a year, so that he maintains his Puerto Rican Tax Residency, where she braved the alligator ridden waters, to attempt a wake surf.

She is strong and athletic, so she pretty much nailed it, like Paul likely nails her when he thinks she is cheating on him, you know, to mark his territory and reclaim his collector edition Olympian.