Kelly Kelly’s Bodysuit!

Kelly Kelly is out here reminding a very specific corner of the internet that time is a flat circle… and that their WWE crush never left.

The truth is that to WWE fan, time stands still and they never actually grow up, which is she is still here producing content for those WWE bros and she is still wearing revealing, body hugging outfits.

To a group of people who watch grown men roll around play fighting in speedo underwear, the revealing female wrestler was a nice addition to their WWE universe.

Which is why the former WWE blonde bombshell popped up in a bodysuit that would be a ringside distraction if she was still int the ring instead of still monetizing from the ring.

She’s may not have the entrance music, ring time, media coverage she once had, but her core fans will never leave her.

Which is why the bodysuit thing — tight, sculpted, strategically doing exactly what a bodysuit is designed to do is still relevant.

WWE bros stay loyal. Loyal to the bit. Loyal to the memory. Loyal to Kelly Kelly in outfits that continue to justify that loyalty.

Respect the passion and the commitment, most people can't stay loyal to anything in this short attention span world. So if you’re going to stay stuck in a phase, at least pick one that ages like this.