Larsa Pippen and Mini-Jordan Are Not Engaged!

There was a rumor that Larsa Pippen and Marcus Mini-Jordan were engaged to be married, but the couple have confirmed that they are not actually engaged, but that 32 year old Mini is doing research for a massive diamond ring for 49 year old Larsa, clearly intending to propose to her and potentially start a family with her, because 49 year olds are prime age for motherhood.

This is a love story like the ones you hear about in the tabloids, where a babysitter marries the person they babysat, only Larsa never officially babysat the Jordan kids, but they were likely all in the same venue at Chicago Bulls family day!

Larsa, who has been divorced from Scottie for 2 years now, but who shares four kids with him since they were together since the 90s, generates her hype by being a Real Housewife of Miami, so anything that they put out there is tabloid fodder for the reality star's quest to be a Kardashian. So all scandals are good scandals.

Apparently, Michael Jordan and his ex-wife, Mini's mom, fell for the gossip too, because they both texted Mini trying to get to the truth, seeing as they probably think the whole romance is insanity considering how many girls who aren't 49 years old are available to the heir to the Jordan empire.