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Tex Hollywood - March 11, 2025
Lindsey Vonn slipped out of her long johns and spandex race suit. She got out of her goggles and ski jacket. She took off those uncomfortable boots that makes her walk funny and she got herself to fashion week in Paris.
Vonn is the multi-faceted rich skier with all the brand deals because she was a viral influencer before social media existed. The lady is in her 40s and they call her ma'am.
She has been retired or recovering for the past few years, but is back as a dinosaur in her sport, not quite dominating the young folk who we are sure she inspired, but still doing it and that's impressive.
The good news is that she doesn't look as much of tank barreling down a hill with her thick strong legs and no fear of death in her eyes, like the psycho she must be to be into skiing at the level in which she skis.
One would probably say "She Cleans Up Nice".
Now, the real question is whether she will launch an exclusive content channel, since she's still in these legacy brand sponsorships, but we're sure some of you hope she does!
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