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Tex Hollywood - June 24, 2025
Livvy Dunne is the world's most important sports athlete, but you already know that.
Without her contribution to sport, you'd be forced to watch other girls doing the splits provocatively, not having the expert training in doing those splits that Livvy has.
She has brought some hype to the college gymnastics world because men are creeps and want to see the splits done in uniform, realizing that the gymnasts of the Olympics are genetically modified and creepy looking mutant children, which doesn't have nearly the same appeal a bunch of college coeds in leotards have.
One of the most interesting thing about Livvy is that she is human sized.
Now, the networker, who has been networking her way to the top of the food chain is retired from her sport, active as an MLB WAG to an MVP, a solid set of acronyms.
Being as high profile as she is, brands want in on her and want to throw money at her, so this one's for Oakly Meta, who have just launched a product together because the one thing you need in your life is smart classes, since your phone is not enough.
One step closer to some chips for your brain! Awesome.
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