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Tex Hollywood - March 12, 2026
Remember the chaos of 2020, when everyone was stuck inside and scrolling TikTok? Yeah, that’s a lot of useless people became very rich and when Livvy Dunne became the ultimate pandemic hero.
While the rest of us were trying wash our grocercies, she was taken out of her first year of college, where she was on a Gymnastics scholarship and forced to wait it out at the family's Florida condo.
She took the opportunity to cartwheel her way into viral immortality in her bikini on the beach, while the rest of us rotted away.
Fast-forward 6 years: Livvy’s now a Florida resident, soaking up sun instead of fluorescent gym lights because she's graduated from school and her sport doesn't really have a future, she maxed out.
That doesn't mean she doesn't have a future, there are still beaches, still bikinis but now with millions of dollars in her bank, and MLB star boyfriend and millions of fans watching.
She has created her own virtual stadium that she is always the champion medal winner of!
Bikini + Cartwheel = Peak Competitive Sport
There are sports, and then there’s what Livvy’s doing on the sand. A green bikini, bare feet, and a cartwheel so clean it makes you think dirty things.
The reality of this, is that we need to create our own new sport Beach Gymnastics.
There is Beach volleyball. Surfing. Other beach games....But bikini gymnastics on the beach? Now that’s the competitive sport we didn’t know we needed.
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