SJ - May 4, 2021
It's official this couple is not having a baseball player. Not when Dad failed this many times to make contact with a simple underhand toss.
She pitched a no hitter at their gender reveal (via ahle0) pic.twitter.com/vIVhGCOhY5
— Dallas Texas TV (@DallasTexasTV) May 4, 2021
Legend has it, and by legend I mean the story I created for them, the expecting mother left her baby daddy for a life with a man who can hit a ball.
It's the only way to ensure their child, whatever the gender, will be able to live a life free from this kind of humiliating failure.
Smart move mom!
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