Marlins Non-Nude Streaker Outruns Security!

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Tex Hollywood - August 2, 2023

This may not be the most exciting story in MLB this week, because we're seeing a lot of stories about the METS and other plays that I guess are more exciting to the baseball fanatic, but to me, streakers are the highlight of any game.

At Tuesday night's Marlins vs Phillies game, where the Phillies won 3-1, a streaker stormed the field, looking fully clothed to me, which makes them a non-streaker, but I guess the streaker energy was there, because they outran security, hopped the outfield walk and walked off free. A success, except for the whole non-nude thing and that the streaker was obviously caught before leaving the building.

You see, when in Miami, you'd expect some more nudity, it's Miami, it's Florida, I mean live up to the reputation of everyone in Florida being wild and exciting people, or 90 year olds waiting to die, either way, I expect more out of streaking.

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