Megan Fox Explains Why She’s Barely Wearing Any Clothes on the Red Carpet

It's to keep the men around her aroused at all times.  Before you lose your mind that was a joke, although probably also true.  Not why she does it, but the reality of the situation.

Megan's explanation is little more thought out.  She said on Instagram, after showing up to the VMAs in an incredible see through dress that she's "ignoring and defying all of your puritanical emotionally repressed projections of what a woman should be."

In other words Megan is bringing sexy back...

 

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I read that and stood up from my chair and applauded.  You ignore and defy and we'll all follow.  Hopefully it's a sign that we're regaining some of our sanity.