SJ - September 2, 2020
The split between FC Barcelona and their star Lionel Messi is getting ugly. This isn't sitting well with the team's and Messi's biggest fan, Miss BumBum Suzy Cortez.
Suzy got a new tattoo to show support for her favorite player after it was revealed that Messi was planning to leave Barcelona. She also vowed to remain a Barcelona fan, but that could be in jeopardy now.
She sent us this message on the situation and made it clear that she's not happy with Barcelona's treatment of Messi. She's so upset that she's threatening to erase the tattoo with the team's shield.
I am outraged that @fcbarcelona is trying to denounce Messi to justice, the greatest player in history and the greatest idol of Barcelona, they are treating him like a bandit. If that happens, I will erase the tattoo with the team's shield and never go to Spain again. If it weren't for Messi, Barça would have fallen to the second division of La Liga. #FreeMessi
It would be tough if Barcelona lost their star player and their number one fan at the same time. They might want to consider smoothing things over. Who in their right mind would want to lose a fan with that much booty behind them?
Come on, Barcelona. Get your shit together!