Tex Hollywood - August 24, 2022
Oakland A's may be in the last place in the American League, disappointing fans and keeping the stadiums relatively empty, but they are in the news for a different kind of "Play Ball" thanks to an unconventional, but not surprising hot dog eating contest in the nose bleed / post nasal drip section.
You've likely seen the story of a couple of rogue sex activists conducting a standard sex act in the stands, which police are apparently investigating and that could potentially lead to jail time! It doesn't pay to be lewd, well it pays really well to be lewd according to all the OnlyFans girls, but it doesn't pay to be lewd in public, although it could be a high selling video that does in fact pay, so maybe it's just a potentially expensive and annoying blow job!
The fans saw an opportunity to address the issue with some signs they made for a game they attended, throwing their best baseball blowjob puns for social media, obviously it went viral because we're pretty simple minds and here it is!
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