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Tex Hollywood - July 18, 2025
Olivia Culpo recently gave birth to her first child with her husband McCaffrey. They had a daughter they named Collete Analise, who will not be a future NFLer in the sense of following her father and grandfather's footsteps, but she will be rich and entitled which is good enough!
We can anticipate a 2045 Collette hitting the influencer scene of the time through her brain chip and AI to help push product and lifestyle in luxury places on the pleebs of the world strapped to machines in their pods eating bugs.
It's an exciting future for the kids of today, especially when they are a Culpo-McCaffrey in a curated existence.
In Culpo's post pregnancy hormonal state, she's decided to renovate her entrance-way in her castle, because that's the kind of thing you do when you gave birth as an over-achieving Type-A personality with a heavily curated life.


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