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Tex Hollywood - April 17, 2025
Paige Spiranac is the golf wizard you all need in your golf bro life because without her cheerleading for the sport, it remains a pretty silly sport, that is hardly a sport at all.
Once a busty glamour model moves in on the sport, it suddenly becomes more interesting.
When golf plaids, old men with their pants tucked into their pompon socks get replaced with INSTAGRAM THOT catsuits, that huge EVERY inch of a body. The stifling nature of the oppressive, racist, elitist country club becomes a little more like the strip club you'd like to spend your time at, but can't get a away with because the wife won't let you.
It's telling the wife that you are "Going to the driving range again with the boys again", for her to make a comment about your golf obsession through her sleeping pills, instead of forbidding you from hanging with your friends because all you do together is strip clubs.
When you turn the golf course into the strip club, everyone's life is better, so here's Paige Spiranac doing her part to keep things sleazy.
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