Paulina Gretzky is a Great Caddy!

Paulina Gretzky is married and has bred Dustin Johnson. They've been together for many years, so she's not some kind of golf groupie and if she was, it was before golf was as mainstream as it is today since it was that long ago.

It was the post Tiger Woods era of golf, so she did know that a Golf husband would have the means to support her lavish lifestyle, she is the spoiled daughter of Canadian hockey legend Wayne Gretzky, who Canada is mad at for supporting Trump, but not mad that he left Canada and stopped paying taxes to Canada back in the 80s.

Johnson has had a few huge earning years, where they say he brought in over 100,000,000 dollars, which may make you feel like crap about your minimum wage job salary, but we aren't all the same.

At the Masters this past weekend, Paulina took on the role of CADDY for her man, which is the golf equivalent of "make me a sandwich", you know, traditional gender roles, which probably offends the Theys of the world, but that brings us hope as a society that we can make wives great again. Men need that support.

Johnson was cut from the Masters, so maybe he needs a little more suppport than what Paulina and her photo op provided. Bring his brother back!

The couple then flew off to what must be the Bahamas for some tax evasion, but first, Paulina showed off her crazy body in her crazy outfit that may be see-through!

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