Playboy Playmate Maria Liman Put Soccer Balls on Her Boobs

Playboy Playmate Maria Liman did the only thing that makes sense when your two favorite soccer teams are playing, she put soccer balls on her boobs.  It makes perfect sense to me.

Other than that I have no idea what's really going on or which team is which or any of that.  Here's the translated caption:

Today is a hot day !!!
2 my favorite teams on the same field ⚽ Today personally I can support Dziuba and I want to congratulate@kritciuk_01with the return to Russia
Today I bet on the score 3: 3
Friendship and Russia will win)) Chelsea with “Russian roots”
I want a sex game, a lot of goals and good mood ❤
Go !!! ⚽
ps Who are you rooting for? What will be the score today?

I got nothing.  I can't tell you what is happening other than she has soccer balls on her boobs.  That part is crystal clear!

 

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Despite not having any clue as to what Maria's talking about between the two teams, I want more of this.  Soccer ball boobs, football boobs, baseball boobs, hockey puck boobs, hell even golf boobs if you must.

Something about it really speaks to me.