Tex Hollywood - October 30, 2023
Taylor Swift, who is marketed as the Chiefs' lucky charm, because Kelce has helped the team win at all games she attended, was not at the game last night, which is why they lost to the Bronco 24-9.
That didn't stop Randi Mahomes, the mom of superstar QB Patrick from posting a little throwback from las week to channel that Taylor Swift energy the team needs so badly, even though it makes the rest of us sick to our stomachs. No more Taylor Swift!
It was actually posted 5 days ago, but was still going viral yesterday. Even alleged sex offender Jackson Mahomes had a chance to drop two heat emojis in the comments, which from an alleged sex offender may be some kind of threat.
Luckily for us, Taylor was touring her way too successful tour, but this Randi pic didn't let the Taylor hype die, so she posted a selfie of their new found friendship or weird groupie relationship, since no one authentically likes Taylor Swift, they only want to be around her for the hype.
In other news, the Chiefs are changing their controversial name to the Swift Swifties brought to you by Taylor Swift.
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