Reality TV Star Reveals a Portuguese Soccer Player She Hooked Up With Has a “Micropenis”

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SJ - November 5, 2020

Reality TV star Mari Cielo Pajares revealed in her book "Memoirs of a Whore" that she was once, involved with a good looking Portuguese soccer player.  But the relationship didn't last long because he had a micropenis.

The 44-year-old beauty, who apparently has a past as an adult film actress, spilled the details of the night she discovered his very tiny secret.

From The Sun:

In a passage, the 44-year-old details her brief romance with a mystery player and why she didn't hang about for very long.

Reported by Mundo Deportivo, it read: "When it was almost dawn, the Portuguese player decided it was time for us to go to bed.

"When he finally took off his boxers… This was, hands down, the smallest micropenis I had ever seen.

"If I had to masturbate him, I would need tweezers, a microscope, and a GPS."

Luckily for the very unlucky soccer star, Pajares has no plans to reveal his identity.

She later told magazine Diez Minutos: “I won't say the name nor will I ever say it because I don't want to ruin his life.

"We had intimate relationships on several occasions. He had impressive backs and abs, but he took off his boxers and I was like, 'Bye!'

"This was like a small, lost worm in an Amazon rainforest. I will only say that he is a foreigner and very handsome."

Imagine being a soccer star who can have any woman he wants, but who also has a micropenis.  What a cruel, cruel joke.  For his sake, hopefully he's insanely rich.

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