Retired Jason Kelce Doing Stunts for Attention!

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Tex Hollywood - March 7, 2024

The Kelce brothers are two known idiots. They are just some mentally stunted jocks who both became celebrated NFL players making all the crazy money, but that doesn't mean that they don't remain stunted idiots.

This week Jason retired from the NFL, which means that he is no longer in contracts that restrict him from doing things like skiing or riding motorcycles or channeling his best Jack Ass to promote his successful podcast.

So the moron jack decided to jump on table set on fire, doing some backyard wrestling moves without any of the real balls of a backyard wrestler, since Kelce had firemen and ambulances and probably his mommy there to guide him through it.

Clearly, the retirement means that the duo are going to be building their media company and podcast, all backed by Taylor Swift herself, so get ready for it.

If this lame stunt is a preview of what's to come, I can only assume it will suck.

Hopefully, they level up with the stunts and actually deliver something impressive, this isn't 1990 bro, 12 year olds do gnarlier shit that this.

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