Russian Sports Reporter Upset With Lack of “Breasts and Buttocks” in Today’s Figure Skating

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SJ - December 29, 2020

Well-known Russian sports reporter Vasily Utkin is coming in hot with the ultimate horny guy sports take.  This take blows away anything golf Twitter could come up with.

Vasily complained about figure skating coach Eteri Tutberidze turning the sport into a sport dominated by 15-year-old girls.  He misses the "breasts and buttocks" that were once in the sport.

From RT Sport:

“I don’t agree that Tutberidze made figure skating more beautiful," Utkin said. "She made it more popular, not beautiful.

"Why? Breasts and buttocks completely disappeared. She has only teenagers on her team. I cannot say whether it’s right or not, but if we are talking about beauty…to me, figure skating without breasts and buttocks is less beautiful.”

What a fucking take.  I had no idea that breasts and buttocks were so important to figure skating.  I guess when you're a disgusting horny slob who covers the sport it's a really big deal.

Someone get this guy Instagram...

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