SJ - May 27, 2020
A sex hotel in Brazil now offers an MMA-themed room for couples to do a little rear naked choking or ground and pounding. The room has a bed inside of a makeshift Octagon.
The Pousada Gurupi hotel, in Teresina, Brazil has it all.
According to the hotel's Instagram post, you can surprise your partner with a one of a kind experience that includes a table for a romantic meal, erotic toys and a custom bed:
“Meet the MMA Suite,” the post roughly translates to. “Perfect for couples who love a good costume in the bedroom. 😁 With an Octagon-inspired environment, the suite brings the bed as the main place of the couple’s fight, table for meal, erotic toys and more. 🔥 Surprise your partner and live an adventure at Gurupi Inn. 💕💕💕”
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Conheça a Suíte MMA, perfeita para os casais que adoram uma boa fantasia na hora H. 😁⠀ ⠀ Com um ambiente totalmente inspirado no octógino, a suíte traz a cama como o lugar principal da luta do casal, mesa para refeição, brinquedos eróticos e muito mais. 🔥⠀ ⠀ Surpreenda seu parceiro e vivam uma aventura na Pousada Gurupi. 💕
This seems like a good idea, and for the most part, things will probably be just fine. But you know there's going to be a guy that takes this too far and takes his significant other there just to beat the shit out of them.
If you receive an invite from Greg Hardy to visit this hotel, DON'T GO!