Lewd Act in the Oakland A’s Stands!

At a recent Oakland Athletics game against the Mariners, which the A's won 5-3, but that still kept the stands relatively empty, especially in the nose bleed section, that should probably be renamed the Sore Throat Section, because a couple decided to do a little of their own sucking to spice up the day.

According to unofficial sources, the fans were quoted saying "The A's aren't the only ones sucking this season" and thanks to the lack of interest of other fans, they were left no option but to pull the trigger on their public sex act!

We are in an era of hook-up culture, sex in public, sex for clout, sex for a meme, sex for subscribers, so I'm actually not shocked to see this going down, it probably happens all the time, and even when I was a kid, it was happening in Movie Theaters. Love is a wonderful thing and when the timing is right, the stars align, nothing else should come in the way.

According to TMZ the couple, who I assume have an OnlyFans are being investigated by the cops, to which I say, no one was hurt and let the A's finally have a newsworthy story!

Barstool is calling it "Free Foot Long Day" which I think is giving the guy a lot of credit, esepcially from the angle they posted, because it's sports news, you narcs!

Free foot long day in Oakland

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