Shailene Woodley Trashes Guy Mistaken for Aaron Rodgers, Implies He Has Shitty Car and a Small Dick

Shailene Woodley is out here with a sword and shield defending her fiance Aaron Rodgers after he tested positive for COVID-19 and had it revealed that he was not vaccinated.  There were reports claiming that the Packers quarterback was in the San Francisco area grabbing coffee on Monday.

Those reports were false, Rodgers is and has been in Green Bay.

Also, it's not him in this photo, either.

— ProFootballTalk (@ProFootballTalk) November 9, 2021

Woodley confirmed that it wasn't Rodgers because the guy in the picture drives a shitty car and has a much smaller dick than Rodgers.  As she points out she knows his body very well.

poor guy just wanted to go get some java now he has a shitty car and a small dick. https://t.co/PpPwPThlSI

— kyle (@KyleSports757) November 9, 2021

The least surprising part of this story is that Rodgers looks like every other dickhead in San Francisco.  Woodley should be on the frontlines battling it out for Rodgers.  Pointing out how big his dick is and how awesome his cars are comes with the territory.