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Tex Hollywood - July 28, 2026
\Every summer needs a bikini queen, and today that's Simone Biles.
She is not only a gymnast who can contort her body in ways your imagination can't even fathom, she is an Olympic legend and does it better than most.
She dropped into vacation mode wearing a bubblegum pink bikini that looked like something you'd like to chew, or at least blow bubbles with.
She was casually flexing a matching pink luxury watch that probably costs more than the average American's annual rent.
I looked up the tagged brand, Audemars Piguet, and some of their watches go for $300,000.
Not all Olympic gymnasts survive on donations and teach cartwheels at the local community center for free while working the sporting goods counter at the mall for minimum wage between Olympic cycles
Simone Biles gets PAID.
Of course, it helps when you're not just the most decorated gymnast of your generation.
She is also one of the biggest athletes on the planet. Endorsement deals keep rolling in because companies love winners, and Simone has made winning into a personality trait.
She's also married to Jonathan Owens, an NFL player.
Together they're basically America's newest sports power couple behind Taylor Swift and Travis Kelce.
The pink-on-pink combination deserves its own gold medal. The bikini says "vacation," while the matching luxury watch quietly whispers, "my life is a vacation"
She deserves it, she put in the work.
That's wealth with coordination.


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