Taylor Swift and Kelce are Engaged!

Just in time for Football Season.

Whether their relationship is a marketing farce or not, they are both totally unlikeable people, despite their successes.

Taylor Swift with her lack of sex appeal, somehow managing to dominate the minds of women everywhere, and Kelce just being annoying make them one of the worst things that happened in pop culture over the last few years.

The couple are getting on in years, so it is not that unexpected that they would get married, but since it all seems like it was curated as some Young Adult Fiction for the infantile minds of the fans out there, it makes sense the caption reads "Your English Teach and Gym Teacher are getting married".

It is sad that humanity is so stunted and stuck in a high school state of mind, it was likely better times, but now they are making better times for the cool kids of instagram they've decided are the cool kids. \

Taylor Swift has been the number 1 WAG, but now it's more official.

It is weird and awkward, a spectacle but great for business.