Tex Hollywood - December 21, 2023
Taylor Swift recently cheered on her man, or the hired NFL player that is pretending to be her man, since it backs out for everyone involved nicely and since prostitution is not limited to drug addicts living on the streets looking for the next hit, you can be a prostitute at all levels on the foot chain, even when you're already a high paid millionaire athlete.
The whole thing seems contrived, but Taylor has committed to the project by attending as many games as she can, sitting by Brittany Mahomes and being really fake about the whole thing, almost like she's acting, bad acting, but acting nonetheless through the whole experience.
Well, the good news is that a Gossip Site has apparently announced that Taylor and Kelce will be engaged by the end of the year. They are likely going to make some super genetic babies and the whole world will be a better place for it.
In other Taylor Swift news, she was on the big screen at one of the games and her fans have reposted in and made Comments like:
"Imaginee u tryna play and focus, and u see ur cutee girl on thiss big screeenn oh my god i would melt"
So we know the IQ of the average Swifty and suddenly her success makes sense being as uneventful but aggressively marketed as she is.